Yeah but mine is funnier

and Bigger than yours too


One day I gonna to Malta to a big hotel,
in the morning I go down to eat a breakfast.
I tell the waitress that I want two pieces of toast.
She brings me only one piece.
I tell her "I wanna two pieces".
She say "Go to the toilet".
I say "you don& #39;t understand,
I wanna two pieces on my plate".
She say to me:
"you better not piss on the plate, you sonnawabitch".
I do not even know this lady and she call me a sonnawabitch !!


Later I go to eat at a bigger restaurant.
The waiter brings me a spoon and a knife but no fork.
I tell her "I wanna a fork" and she tell me: "everyone wanna f@?k ".
I tell her "you don& #39;t understand me...
I wanna fork on the table".
She say: "you better not f@?k on the table you sonnawabitch" .


So I go back to my room in my hotel and there is no
sheets on the bed.
I call the manager and tell him
"I wanna a sheet". he tell me to go the toilet.
I say "you don& #39;t understand I wanna a sheet on my bed".
He say: "you better not shit on the bed, you sonnawabitch".


I go to the Check out and the man at the desk said
"peace on you", and I say:


"Piss on you too, you sonnawabicth".
I gonna back to Italy !







Bonne journée !